Meet Dick at Your Door.
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As the name suggests, they sell chocolate dicks and ship them to wherever they may—or may not—be needed. Adam Hascall, the founder of Dick at Your Door, launched the company in after making chocolate peens in his old and yong porno with a friend and then sending them to unaware pals as a hilariously sweet prank.
While DAYD was started with the premise of being able to anonymously tell your friends to "eat a dick," you can send a dick for whatever reason. And if it's a joke, you can now also send a handwritten custom card 'fessing up that it was you for an extra ten dollars. Naturally, Valentine's Day is the company's most popular occasion, Hascall says.
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But Easter, Halloween, and summer birthdays are also super popular. As far as flavor choices, DAYD has offered sugary Ds in a Pumpkin Spice-flavor though that model is currently sold out and white chocolate although, when we say white chocolate, we mean nearly-paper whitebut the rest are door of vegan "milk" chocolate.
And if you're looking for a cocoa-crazy penis that gives back, you've come to the right dick-selling place: One dollar from each sale door The Don goes towards research for prostate cancer.
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